Chuckle 4305

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(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Jayne C)

~~IDIOTS IN THE PARKING LOT: ~~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?"  I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker.  Now I can't get into my car.  Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this?"  "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?"  I asked.  "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries it's a long walk."

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