Chuckle 4314 Classic

Chuckle 4314 Classic

Chuckle 439 (Sent out in Sept 2004)

(George H of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~ Bob and Carolyn ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Bob and Carolyn are getting ready for bed. Carolyn is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

Bob studies her intently for a moment, thinking about how to respond, then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well. There’s nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services for Bob will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 in St. Paul's Memorial Chapel.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s