Chuckle 4327

Chuckle 4327

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Mt Vernon WA)

~Ramblings of a Retired OLD Mind~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, "what brings you in today?".

I looked at her, and said, I'm interested in buying a refrigerator. She didn't quite know how to respond. Am I getting to be that age?

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I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse.  I can't afford one.  So I'm wearing my garage door opener.

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You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

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I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

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I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.

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 I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call it 'Pumping Rust'.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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 Herman