Chuckle 4345 Classic

Chuckle 4345 Classic

Chuckle 146  (From Rick and Ann of Surrey, B.C.) Sent out in Nov. 2003

~Quick Divorce~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

   A Polish lad married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him -"very quick". The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: Have you any grounds?

POLE: Ja, Ja, an acre and half.

LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?

POLE: No, I'm always up before her.

LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?

POLE: No, she white.

LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?

POLE: She going to kill me.

LAWYER: What makes you think that?

POLE: I got proof.

LAWYER: What kind of proof?

POLE: She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I

can read - it says, "Polish Remover".

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