Chuckle 4372 Classic

Chuckle 4372 Classic

Chuckle 2499 (Sent out in Oct 2010)

(Keith K of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Joined a Club~ (2nd time around) (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine, 6 Diff’s

Upon reaching 65, 

I decided to retire.  After having me under foot for a few months, my wife became very agitated with me.  She suggested I go and do something to occupy my time, like join a club or get a hobby.  I obliged and went out for a couple of hours...

When I got home my wife asked about my day and I replied, "Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys.  And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club.

"What?  Are you nuts?  You're 65 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

"You crazy old man, where's your glasses!  This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

"Oh, great!  Now what am I going to do?  I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"

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Maxine

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(~Different Ways of Looking At Things~)

A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.

'I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered.

'What did he say,' asked the nurse.

'Oops!'

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 Eye exercise time,

 (Have a great day)