Chuckle 4390 Classic

Chuckle 4390 Classic

Chuckle 250 (Sent out in Feb 2004)

(Phyllis in Pasadena gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Catholic Kindergartners:~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

    A group of preschoolers were trying to become accustomed to the kindergarten.

  The biggest hurdle they faced was that the Sister insisted on no baby talk!

   You need to use Big People words, she was always reminding them.

   She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?

  "I went to visit my Nana."

  "No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER; use Big People words," the    patient Sister replied.

  Then the Sister asked Mitchell what he had done;"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

  "No," the Sister said, "you took a ride on a TRAIN."

  "You must remember to use Big People words."

   She then asked Alex what he had done.

   "I read a book," he replied.

   "That's WONDERFUL," the Nun said.

   "What book did you read?"

   Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed out his little chest with great pride, and said,

  "Winnie the SHIT!"

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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 Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s