Sunday, March 05, 2017

Chuckle 4383



Chuckle 4383
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Mt Vernon WA)

~Southwest Air flight attendant~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

The little boy had been looking out of Southwest Airlines plane window on flight from Orlando to JFK when he turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
 The mother couldn't think of an answer.  She told her son to ask the flight attendant.
 The boy went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
 The busy flight attendant smiled and asked the boy, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"
 The boy replied, "Yes, she did."
 "Well", said the flight attendant, "you tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.  Have your mother explain that to you."

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 Herman






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