Chuckle 4376

Chuckle 4376

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Jane c of Florence OR)

~Blonde Problems~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’ A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff,'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take my license away, and now today you expect me to show it to you!' AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?

'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'

'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'

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(Today in History Click)
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
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 Maxine

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 Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s