Chuckle 4373 Classic

Chuckle 4373 Classic

Chuckle 596 (Sent out in Dec 2005)

(Today's chuckle thanks go to Charlotte P in Reeds Port OR!)

~Just 2 Drops of Water~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

This story is for Senior Citizens.

  A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. 

  As the bartender gives her the drink she says, 

"I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today."

  The bartender says "Well, since it's your birthday, 

  I'll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me."

  As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, 

  "I would like to buy you a drink, too."

  The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water."

  "Coming up," says the bartender.

  As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says,  "I would like to buy you one, too."

  The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, 

I want another Scotch with two drops of water."

  "Coming! right up," the bartender says.

  As he gives her the drink, he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. 

Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?"

You're gonna like this one -------------------------

The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you've learned how to hold your liquor. 

Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue."

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Maxine

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Herman