Chuckle 4395 Classic

Chuckle 4395 Classic

Chuckle 558 (Sent out in Jan 2005)

Mary’s ~Short Chuckles~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

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A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?" "Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."  The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, John, " his wife said softly. "Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob." "But I thought you hated Bob," she said. With his last breath John said, "I do!"

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Maxine

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 Herman