Chuckle 4443 Classic

Chuckle 4443 Classic

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Dean O of Florence OR)

~The Ozarks~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

The owner of a golf course in the Missouri
 Ozarks was confused about paying an invoice,
 so he decided to ask his secretary for  some
 mathematical help.

 He called her into his office and said, "You
 graduated from the University of The Ozarks
 and I need some help. If  I were to give you
 $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take  off?"

 The secretary thought a moment, then replied,
 Everything but my earrings."

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 Maxine

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 Herman