Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4452

Chuckle 4452

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Mac M of Florence OR)

~From the Court Recorder~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

ATTORNEY: So the Date of Conception (of the Baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting Laid

ATTORNEY: She had three Children, Right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were Boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any Girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different Attorney. Can I get a new Attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first Marriage Terminated?
WITNESS: By Death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose Death was it Terminated?
WITNESS: Take a Guess.

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the Individual?
WITNESS: He was about Medium Height and had a Beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a Male or a Female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with Male.

ATTORNEY: Is your Appearance here this morning Pursuant to a Deposition Notice which I sent to your Attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I Dress when I go to Work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your Autopsies have you Performed on Dead People?
WITNESS: All of them. The Live Ones Put Up Too Much Of A Fight.

ATTORNEY: ALL your Responses MUST be Oral, OK? What School did you go to?
WITNESS: ORAL...