Chuckle 4458

Chuckle 4458

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy in Sheridan WY)

.~Golden Years!​~ (Second time around.) (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa-bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV.  But hey I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.  

So I said to my wife "it seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

 My wife is a very reasonable woman.  She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

 Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!

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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s