Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4483 Classic

Chuckle 4483 Classic

Chuckle 59 (Sent out in July 8, 2005)

(Thanks to Rick and Ann of Surrey, BC for these chuckles.)

~Age:~

An older Jewish gentleman was on the operating table, awaiting surgery, and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it?"

"Don't be nervous, son; do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well - if something happens to me ... your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...."

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Outdoor Life:

“You're in incredible shape," the doctor said. "How old are you again?"

"I am 78." The man said.

"78?" asked the doctor. "How do you stay so healthy?
You look like a 60 year old."

"Well, my wife and I made a pact when we got married
that whenever she got mad she would go into the kitchen and cool off and I would go outside to settle down." The man explained.

"What does that have to do with it?" asked the doctor.

"I've pretty much lived an outdoor life.

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