Chuckle 4473

Chuckle 4473

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

Dating Ads for Seniors, found in A Florida Newspaper .

~'The Villages' Dating Ads:~Pt 1 ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north.

These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper.

Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor

FOXY LADY

Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,

80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath, not a problem.

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SERENITY NOW I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga, and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

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WINNING SMILE Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

 Herman