Chuckle 4467 Floppy

Chuckle 4467 Floppy

(Received in March 2001)

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Jayne C of Clear Lake CA)

IDIOTS AT WORK:  (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. 

One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper.

 What do I do?"  "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told him. 

With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

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IDIOTS ON THE ROAD:

I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. 

The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked

like an extra in "Twister".  I asked the manager what had happened.  He told me that the driver had set the

"cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

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IDIOTS AT THE GAS STATION:

Sign in a gas station: Coke -- 49 cents. Two for a dollar.

 IDIOTS & COMPUTERS:

My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank.

Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers. 

One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question:

 "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal.  Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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Herman