Chuckle 4460
Chuckle 4460
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)
~I Met a Man~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day,
Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a
particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple
of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and
asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead
of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the
homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course
instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I
haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give
you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific
dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded "Won't your wife be
furious with you for doing that?"
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her
to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf."
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
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Maxine
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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6
diff’s
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