Chuckle 4469 Classic

Chuckle 4469

Answer to yesterday’s Cryptoquote:

Jay Leno- “The New England Journal of Medicine

reports that nine out of ten doctors agree that one out or ten doctors is an idiot.”

Chuckle 124 (Sent out in Oct 2003)

(Here’s a shorty from Willie of Sacramento, CA. Thanks Willie.)

~Tight Shoes~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

  A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair
of shoes.
 "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.
 "Well ...  they feel a bit tight." replies the man.
 The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at
the shoes and the mans feet.
 "Try pulling out on the tongue." offers the clerk.
 "Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." He says.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

 

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Herman