Chuckle 4490 Classic

Chuckle 4490 Classic

Chuckle 508 (Sent out in Dec. 2004)

(Gary B in La Habra CA sent us today's chuckle, thanks Gary!)

~The Perfect Squelch~2nd time around (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready and nothing

could dampen Debby's excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce.

     Her mother, Sheila, finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would

be the best dressed mother of the bride, EVER!

     A week later, Debby was horrified to learn that her new young

stepmother, Barbie, had purchased the same dress.

     She asked Barbie to exchange the dress but Barbie refused, "Absolutely

not! I'm going to wear this dress. I'll look like a million bucks in it!"

     Debby told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind dear. I'll

get another dress. After all, it's YOUR special day, not hers."

     Two weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they stopped for

lunch, Debby asked her mother, "What are you going to do with the first

dress? Maybe you should return it. You don't have any place to wear it."

     Sheila grinned and replied, "Of course, I do, dear! I'm wearing it to

the rehearsal dinner the night before!"

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Maxine

 

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 Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s