Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Chuckle 4496



Chuckle 4496
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Elva B in Caldwell ID)

~Doctor vs Mechanic~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

An auto mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Chevy when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,  "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised walked over to where the mechanic was working on a Chevy truck.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new. So how is it that I make $34,000 a year and you make $2.5M when you and I are doing basically the same work"?
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic: "Try doing it with the engine running."
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