Chuckle 4513

Chuckle 4513 from Floppy

(Received in March 2001 I have no idea who sent it but I suspect Rich in Yuma.)

~Hypnotist~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and
participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing
in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired,
publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased. A few weeks later the
meeting hall was packed, and the towns people sat fascinated as the
hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch.
The hypnotist began chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch
the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light
gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed
the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and
the watch fell to the floor. "Crap!" said the hypnotist. It took three
weeks to clean up the town hall.

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Maxine

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 Herman