Chuckle 4528

Chuckle 4528

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy S of Sun City AZ)

~Romantic Type~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

This is so Beautifully written and also something for all you romantics.--Nancy-- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their new mobile phones.

The wife was a romantic type and a retired English teacher of the classics.

The husband a retired Navy Chief was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.  She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.  If you are eating, send me a bite. 

If you are drinking, send me a sip.  If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "On the toilet.  Please advise."

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Maxine

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 Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s