Chuckle 4526

Chuckle 4526

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Oh well! ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

   After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange.

So she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What's up ?

Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid.

Husband:  Well you don't remember, do you ?
When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.

You said: Please go change the baby, I’ll wait for you here.

So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one.

Moral of story: Never give to a man a simple job that he can mess up, if he can he will !

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Maxine

 

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s