Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4517

Chuckle 4517 Floppy

(Received 2001 I Like to use these from time to time.)

~The Wisdom of Will Rogers~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Off the mark and 6 Diff’s)

Letting' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n putting' it back in.

If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him ...The moral:
When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad
judgment.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence
for themselves.

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