Thursday, August 17, 2017

Chuckle 4516



Chuckle 4516
Sent in By Ron J in April this year, thanks Ron.

~Pills for the Bull~ (Second time around.) (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke
through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!
He's like a machine !
I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him... but they kind of taste like peppermint.

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