Chuckle 4557 Classic

Chuckle 4557 Classic

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to George H of Florence OR)

Some 2004 Humor:

~Short Blonde Joke~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A blonde entered the Olympic trials for the two-hundred meter breast stroke... She finished last !!! During the press conference following the trials she said " I don't mean to  be a tattle-tale, but those other girls were using their arms" !!!

~Stocks~

Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of stock, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON.

Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks: American Can, Interstate Water, National Gas Company and Northern Tissue Company.

I advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas.  You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean!

It's a tough market out there. Be careful!

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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Herman