Chuckle 4592 Floppy

Chuckle 4592 Floppy

(Received in July 2001)

~ Hillbillies Out to Dinner ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Two West Virginians were having the blue plate special at their favorite
diner, when they heard this awful choking sound.

They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from
wolfing down a 'possum burger too fast.

The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think we otta' help?"

"I reckon," said the second hillbilly.

The first hillbilly got up and walked over to the lady and asked, "Kin yew breathe?

She shook her head no.

"Kin yew talk?" he asked.

She again shook her head no.

With that he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt, and licked her right on the butt cheek.

She was so shocked; she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe, with great relief.

The first hillbilly turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that there Hind Lick Maneuver works ever' time."

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Maxine

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 Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s