Chuckle 4623 Classic

Chuckle 4623 Classic

Chuckle 176 (Sent out in Dec 2003)

(Today’s chuckle was sent to us by Willie and Joy of Sacramento CA. Thanks to both of you!)

OH MY GOD:

  A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.  After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.  Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles.  The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax..  OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier.  While I was talking to you, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap." "You should see the front of my pants!  "A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing.  You should see the back of mine!"
 

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