Chuckle 4620

Chuckle 4620

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~The Divorced Barbie Doll~  (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.                   

He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?

'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?                 

We have:

Work Out Barbie for $19.95,

Shopping Barbie for $19.95,                       

Beach Barbie for $19.95,                   

Disco Barbie for $19.95,                        

Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,                                           

Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,                                                  

Skater Barbie for $19.95,                     

and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what?!  Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and all the others are only 19.95?                      

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:  'Sir ..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's testicles.

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Maxine

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Herman