Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4611 Classic

Chuckle 4611 Classic

Chuckle 418 (This Chuckle was sent out in Aug 2004)

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Rick R of Surrey BC)

(I don’t know whether Rick wants the credit for this or not but he gets the “Bad Chuckle Award” for this year. Thanks Rick!)

~ Order in the Court~

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard."

The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."

The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard."

The judge stops & says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that a problem?"

The guy in the back of the court stands up & says, "I'm sorry, your Honor, but for 15 years I've lived next door to that bastard and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

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