Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4607

Chuckle 4607

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Definition of Old Pt.2~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

#5 I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, So I got my doctor's permission to Join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, By the time I got my leotards on, The class was over.

#6 An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, She wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.

"Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed. "Why Wal-Mart?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week"

#7 My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

#8 Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

#9 It's scary when you start making the same noises As your coffee maker.

#10 These days about half the stuff In my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'

#11 THE SENILITY PRAYER: Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune to run into the ones I do, and The eyesight to tell the difference.

Now, I think you're supposed to share this with 5 or 6, maybe 10 others.

Oh heck, give it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are!