Chuckle 4597

Chuckle 4597

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Potential Son in Law...???~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the young man. The father invited  
the fiancé to his study for a talk. 

"So, what are your plans?" the father asked the young man.

"I am a biblical scholar," he replied.

"A biblical scholar, hmmm?" the father said. "Admirable, but what will you  
do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in?"

"I will study," the young man replied, "and God will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she  
deserves?" asked the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replied, "God will provide  
for us."

"And children?" asked the father. "How will you support children?"

"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replied the   fiancé. 

The conversation proceeded like this, and each time the father questioned,  
the young idealist insisted that God would provide.

Later, the mother asked, "How did it go, honey?"

The father answered, "He has no job and no plans, and he thinks I'm God."

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