Chuckle 4594

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Chuckle 626 (sent out in Mar 2005)

(Rich W in Scotts Valley CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)

“Happy  BD next Monday Rich”

~Don’t Mess with Seniors~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.  "Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."

"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents, because you're ordering a la carte." the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?"  My wife asked incredulously.  Then she said, "I'll take the special."

"How do you want your eggs?"

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.  She took the two eggs home.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS

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Maxine

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