Chuckle 4612 Classic

Chuckle 4612 Classic

Chuckle 158

(Here are some short ones for your enjoyment.)

Xmas Stamps:  (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

(From Rick of Surrey B.C. and Pat of Florence OR.)

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"

 The clerk says, "What denomination?"

 The woman says, "Lord help us. Has it come to this?

Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran

and 22 Baptists."

Cryptogram solved by Jerry and Rick:

My pet cat ate an entire Mallard for breakfast. Now I own a duck-filled fattypuss.

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NUDITY (From Phyllis in Pasadena, CA.)

   I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

Maxine

Herman