Chuckle 4644

Chuckle 4644

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Secrets to Inner Peace.~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman

 If you can start the day without caffeine,

 If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

 If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

 If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

 If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

 If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

 If you can conquer tension without medical help,

 If you can relax without alcohol,

 If you can sleep without the aid of drug

                                                    Then You Are Probably

                                                   The Family Dog!

And you thought I was going to get all spiritual ....

Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.

  
If you can't eat it or play with it,
  
Piss on it and walk away

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 Maxine

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Herman