Chuckle 4634 Classic

Chuckle 4634 Classic

Chuckle 562 (Sent out in Jan 2005)

(Rick in Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~The End is Near~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that reads:

                    "The End Is Near!

Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!"

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turns to the priest and asks, “Do you think the sign should just say,  "Bridge Out?"

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

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 Herman