Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4627 Floppy

Chuckle 4627 Floppy

(Received in July 2001 from Anon)

~ Rev. Jackson at Wal-Mart ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Jesse Jackson walked into the Appliance section of the Wal-Mart Super Center. He looked around and then shouted, "I want to see the Manager right NOW!" The Manager of that Department came running out and said, "How can I help you Reverend?" I want to know why ALL of your washing machines are white!" said the Rev. Mr. Jackson. The Manager immediately flipped open all of the lids on the machines and said, "Yes, all of our washers ARE white, but if you'll look inside you'll see that all the Agitators are black!"

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A cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the cowboy moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied, "The balcony."

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