Chuckle 4633

Chuckle 4633

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~THE COW, THE ANT, AND THE OLD FART ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A cow, an ant, and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three.

The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"

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Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s