Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4647

Chuckle 4647 Classic

Chuckle 504 (Sent out in Nov 2004)

(Today we have two chuckles sent to us by Rick in Surrey BC.

Thanks Rick!)

~Cheese Farm~

A group of Americans was traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was used. She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing.

These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced. She then asked, "What do you do in America with your older goats?"

A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours, or make us go play Bingo."

~Enunciate Carefully~

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.

They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.

"Well," she says, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say I would like it infrequently."

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment. Then looking over his glasses, looked her in the eye casually and asked . . . "Was that one or two words?"