Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4655 Floppy

Chuckle 4655 Floppy

(Another no name sent this to me in July 2001, Thanks Mr. or Ms. no name)

~Godfather~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him out of three million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the Godfather brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the underling: "Where's the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling where the 3 million dollars are hidden.

The underling signs back: "I don't know what you're talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the underling's
temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again."

The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him."

The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money's in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens."

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well... what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says, you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

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