Chuckle 4697
Chuckle 4697 taken from Floppy.
Received in March 2001
~Wedding Night~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day,
Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)
A
guy went out on the golf course, took a high-speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. When he finally got himself to the
doctor, he said, "How bad is it Doc? I'm getting married next week, and my
fiancée is still a virgin in every way. “The doc said, "I'll have to put
your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay
by next week." So he took four tongue de- pressers and formed a neat
little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all
to-gather;
an impressive work of art.The guy mentioned none of this to his girl. They got
married and on the honeymoon night in their hotel room, she rips open her
blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw
them, and she said, "You'll be the first; no one has ever touched them
before. “He tore off his pants and said, "Look at this. It's still in the
crate!"
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
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Maxine
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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6
diff’s
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