Chuckle 4692

Chuckle 4692

Chuckle 258 Sent out in March 2004

(Thanks go to Bev L. in Florence, OR for today’s

Canadian chuckle!)

~Canadian Temperature Guide:~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably,

Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

Italian cars won't start,

 Canadians drive with the windows down.

 32° Fahrenheit (0° C)

 American water freezes,

 Canadian water gets thicker.

 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

 New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,

 Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.

 -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

 Mt. St. Helens freezes,

 Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.

 -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,

Ottawa canal opens for skating.

 -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

 Ethyl alcohol freezes,

 Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

 -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

 Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,

 Canadians start saying "cold eh?"

 -500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

 Hell freezes over,

 Leafs win Stanley Cup.

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Maxine

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Herman