Chuckle 4706 Floppy

Chuckle 4706 Floppy

(John C of Clear lake Calif gets today’s Chuckle thanks)

~Gone Fishing~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A man calls home to his wife and says, Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! please pack my new blue silk pajamas. The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?  The wife replies, "I did, they were in your tackle box." 

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