Chuckle 4713

Chuckle 4713 

Received  Jan 2004

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Rick and Ann of Surrey BC.)

~3 Grandma’s~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’)

Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old man walked by, and one of the grandmas says, "We bet we can tell how old you are."

The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it."

One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can!

Just drop your undershorts and we can tell your exact age."

He did.

The grandmas stared at him for a while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"

The old man was stunned. "Amazing! How did you guess that?"

The ornery old grandmas, laughed. Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison, "You told us yesterday".

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Maxine

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 Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s