Chuckle 4723 Classic
Chuckle 4723 Classic
Chuckle 434 Sent out in Aug 2004
(Charlotte in Reeds Port OR gets today's chuckle
thanks!)
~50 Years Together~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the
day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)
A man and his wife were about to celebrate 50 years
together. Their three kids, all very successful and wealthy, agreed to a Sunday
dinner in honor of their parents. As usual, they were all late and had a varied
assortment of excuses.
"Happy anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number
one... "Sorry I'm running late...had an emergency, you know how it is,
didn't have time to get you both a present."
"Not to worry," said the Dad... "The
important thing is that we're all together today."
Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom
still look great Dad. Just flew in from L.A. and didn't have time to get you a
present... sorry."
"It's nothing," said the father, glad you were
able to be here."
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello to you both,
happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was
really busy packing.... so I didn't have time to get you guys
anything."
Again the father said, "I really don't care, at least
the five of us are together today."
During dinner, the father put down his knife and fork,
looked up and said, "Listen you three, there's something your mother and I
wanted to tell you for a long time. Well... your mother and I came to this
country penniless and desperate. Despite this, we were able to raise each of
you and send you to college. We always knew we loved each other but... never
got around to getting married."
The three kids gasped and said, "You mean we're
BASTARDS?"
"Yep," said the Dad...."and cheap ones too!"
(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/
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Maxine
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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6
diff’s (Click the clips)
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