Chuckle 4724

Chuckle 4724 from unsent emails

Received in Jan 2004

~3 Short Ones~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close  enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. . .

"God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks," Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute".

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A man goes to a shrink and says,

"Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening,  she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact,  She sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy.

What do you think I should do?"

"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down.

Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can  remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last

40 years.

The Wizard says "Maybe, but you will have to tell me  the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation,

"I now pronounce you man and wife."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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 Maxine

 Taken from Fasebook

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Herman