Chuckle 4760

Chuckle 4760

(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~Military Definition That Distinguished Between "GUTS" and "BALLS "~

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Herman!

GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the "Guts" to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bun and having the "Balls" to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I trust this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome-- both are fatal.

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Herman