Chuckle 4783 Classic

Chuckle 4783 Classic

Chuckle 257 (Sent out 2003 and again in Mar 2015)

(Today’s chuckle thanks go to Jayne C in Florence, OR!)

~The Pet Shop~(Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s.)

  A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the
sweetest little voice:
"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
  And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that
he's on her level, and asks:

"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy
black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown
wabby over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward
and says in a quiet sweet voice:...............

"I don't think my Boa Constwicta weally gives a thit..

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine

  

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s