Chuckle 4796

Chuckle 4796 unsent Email disc

Received in 2004 from Carrie M of Fork WA.

~ONLY AT WAL-MART~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

One day, in line at the company cafeteria. Joe says to Mike behind him, "My

Elbow Hurts Like Hell." I guess I better see a Doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's

a Diagnostic Computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a Urine Sample and the

Computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten

seconds and costs ten dollars...a lot cheaper than a Doctor."

So Joe deposits a Urine Sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He

deposits ten dollars, and the Computer lights up and asks for the Urine

Sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the

Computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow soak your arm in warm

water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks." Thank You For

Shopping @ Wal-Mart.

That evening while thinking how amazing this New Technology was. Joe began

wondering if the Computer could be Fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool

sample from his dog,

urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good

measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He

Deposits Ten Dollars, Pours In His Concoction, And Awaits The Results. The

Computer Prints The Following:

1. Your Tap Water Is Too Hard. Get A Water Softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your Dog Has Ringworm. Bathe Him With Anti-Fungal Shampoo. (Aisle 7)

3. Your Daughter Has A Cocaine Habit. Get Her Into Rehab.

4. Your Wife Is Pregnant. Twins - They Aren't Yours. Get A Lawyer.

5. If You Don't Stop Playing With Yourself, Your Elbow Will Never Get

Better.

Thank You For Shopping @ Wal-Mart.

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Maxine

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 Herman