Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 4829 Classic

Chuckle 4829 Classic

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Mary S who is now deceased)

~The Amazing Texan~ ( Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees a circus Banner reading: "Don't Miss The Amazing Texan." Curious, he buys a ticket. The Tent goes dark. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring.

There, in the center ring is a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it is an old retired cowboy.

The old cowboy unzips his pants, whips out his dork and smashes all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in applause as the elderlyTexan is carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.

Ten years later, the salesman visits the same little town and sees a faded sign for the same circus and the same: "Don't Miss the Amazing Texan." He can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still doing his act! So he buys a ticket.

Again, the center ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are placed on the table. The Texan stands before them, then suddenly unzips his fly, and smashes the coconuts with three swings of his amazing Johnny.

The crowd goes wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requests a meeting with the old cowboy after the show. "You're incredible," he tells the Texan. "But I have to know something.Why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

"Well, says the Texan: "My eyes just aren't what they used to be."

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